1 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,882 Hey ya, steve. Where have you been? 2 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,950 Oh, I took A long walk. 3 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:17,985 Hmm. Where to? 4 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,387 Pittsburgh. 5 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,391 Over 28 bucks in tolls. 6 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,426 Who knew They'd charge pedestrians? 7 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:29,197 Steve, you went On a 400-mile walk? 8 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,731 What is that, Power walking 9 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,233 For the chronically Loopy? 10 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,668 Well, go ahead And laugh, 11 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,937 But look at all These bottle caps I found. 12 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:38,706 Steve, I'm trying to-- 13 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,974 Hey. Fresca! 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,111 And a crush, too. 15 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,612 Uh, laura, 16 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:47,881 The reason why I took That long walk is because... 17 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:50,651 There's something That's been gnawing At my belly, and... 18 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,720 Well, I think We need to talk About it. 19 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,222 What is it, steve? 20 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,924 Well, ever since You professed your-- 21 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,693 Your romantic Feelings for me, 22 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,928 I feel Like I'm caught 23 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,796 In this weird, Wacky love triangle! 24 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,500 Steve, I have feelings For you and stefan. 25 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,336 And I am doing my best To work them out. 26 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,070 Well, maybe it would Help if I knew 27 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:11,705 What kind of Triangle I was in. 28 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,074 See, if it's an Isosceles triangle, 29 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,544 I got a lot of Catching up to do. 30 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,746 If it's equilateral, Well, then I'm doing Better 31 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,481 Than I thought. 32 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,550 If it's scalene, Oh, just give it To me straight. 33 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,553 I can take it. 34 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:26,520 Steve, believe me, 35 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,056 It's as hard on me As it is on you. 36 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,125 Oh, I don't Stand a chance. 37 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,693 You and I have Never even been out 38 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,262 On a real date. 39 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,896 What am I Going to do? 40 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,231 Well, here's A fresh thought. 41 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:40,268 Why don't you Ask me out? 42 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,835 [snap] Yeah, right! 43 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,906 I've been So shocked and amazed 44 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,541 That you're no longer Repulsed by me 45 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,178 That I've completely Neglected to ask you out. 46 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:54,114 Well, in that case, 47 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,516 Laura lee... 48 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,117 Yes, steve? 49 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,687 Would you go out With me this friday night? 50 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:00,888 Sorry, I'm busy. 51 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:06,994 Boy, I just walked Right into that one. 52 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,163 But I'm free Saturday night. 53 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,168 Hallelujah! 54 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,605 Hell has finally Frozen over! 55 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:18,672 Yee-hah! 56 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,308 * I've got a date With laura * 57 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,775 * I've got A date with laura * 58 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,076 Steve... 59 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,178 * I've got a date With laura... * 60 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,079 Steve. 61 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,815 Get a grip. 62 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,350 Steve: I can't help it. 63 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:32,320 This is the happiest day Of my entire life. 64 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,087 Actually, I'm happy, too. 65 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,424 "Actually, I'm happy, too." 66 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,192 We'll go out To dinner on Saturday night. 67 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,828 Yeah. We'll have A romantic meal At amore's. 68 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:41,895 Eek! 69 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,331 Amore's? 70 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,165 That's our restaurant! 71 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,202 Ooh. I heard Their salmon Is to die for. 72 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,804 I hope you choke On a bone, you hag. 73 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,044 And, laura, I promise you, 74 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,312 Saturday night 75 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,947 Will be The most wonderful night 76 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,649 Of your entire life. 77 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:03,517 [bump] 78 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:04,718 Ooh! 79 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,456 Okay. Okay. Alright. 80 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,025 Did you hear? 81 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,927 I got a date with laura. 82 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,064 Oh, huh! 83 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,799 That date Will never happen, 84 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:23,337 Or my name isn't Myra boutros boutros monkhouse. 85 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,339 Humph! 86 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,882 Announcer: but the dumbest Bank robber of all 87 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,318 Has to be leonard mulfurd. 88 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,986 Leonard couldn't afford A real gun, 89 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,421 Or even a toy gun, 90 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:43,223 So he painted his thumb And index finger 91 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,758 Gun-metal gray. 92 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,327 Ha ha ha ha! 93 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,263 That's a stupid man. 94 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,664 Ha ha ha! 95 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,072 Dad... 96 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,308 Hey, son. 97 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,542 Guess who scored The highest 98 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,077 At the police academy Firing range today. 99 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:05,879 Let me think. 100 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,381 Clint eastwood? 101 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,883 No. Me! 102 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:10,918 Shut up! 103 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,853 Yup. Ha ha! 104 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,888 Check out this grouping. 105 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,324 I'm the best in my class. 106 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,591 Hey, I guess 107 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,259 That investment In super nintendo 108 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,695 Finally paid off, Huh? Ha ha! 109 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:22,530 Dad. 110 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,631 No, I'm just Kidding, son. 111 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,265 This is some really Fine shooting. 112 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,300 Thanks. 113 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,568 I want you To remember, 114 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:28,902 It takes more To being a cop 115 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,339 Than putting 6 neat little holes In a target. 116 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,607 Oh, I know that, dad. 117 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,809 A shotgun makes One big hole. 118 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,313 Edward, 119 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,748 I know cops 120 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,783 Who've been On the force For 30 years 121 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,852 And have never Fired their gun On the job. 122 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:47,321 Well, maybe They ought to buy Some bullets. 123 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,923 Ha ha ha ha ha! 124 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,493 Edward, you know, You sound a little Too trigger-happy. 125 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,027 You know, I think You should-- Oh, dad! 126 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,496 Hey, what's For dinner? 127 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,431 You know, all this Gunplay can make A brother hungry. 128 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:58,666 Yeah, but If you, uh... 129 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,968 I'm a hungry man. I'm a hungry man. 130 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,590 Yeah...Brush those Pearly whites, baby. 131 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,860 Ooh, rinsing. Yes! 132 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,078 [gargling] 133 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,950 Ooh. Sing For me, baby! 134 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:50,984 [knock on door] 135 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,386 Just a minute. 136 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,460 Entrez vous. 137 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:01,529 Hey, myra, You wanted to see me-- 138 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,969 Did you ever See the movie 139 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,871 Fatal attraction? 140 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:11,705 No. 141 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,874 Rent it. It's about you. 142 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,044 Have a seat, stef. 143 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,679 I'll get right To the point. 144 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,883 You and I Are a lot alike. 145 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,952 We're both... Gorgeous--ha ha-- 146 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,422 And we're in love With fabulous people. 147 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:29,623 So? 148 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,958 So... 149 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,259 Those 2 fabulous people 150 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:33,894 Are going out This saturday night 151 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,629 With each other. 152 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:36,497 Steve? 153 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:37,898 You got it, baby. 154 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:38,932 And my laura? 155 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,167 She won't be your laura 156 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,535 This saturday night. 157 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,337 Uh-uh. No way. 158 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,407 Way. Steve will Take laura home... 159 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,910 Oh, no. I don't want To hear any more. 160 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:53,614 Uh, steve and laura Will sit on the sofa... 161 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,983 And you know What laura's like 162 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,919 When she sits on Comfortable furniture. 163 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,762 Uh-oh. 164 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:11,532 They'll talk, They'll smile, 165 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,867 They'll laugh-- Ha ha-- 166 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,703 They'll look into Each others' eyes, 167 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,404 And then they'll... They'll... 168 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,706 Don't go there. 169 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,907 Oh, god! 170 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,275 The thought of My sweet, sexy stevie 171 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:23,911 In the arms of another! 172 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,112 [weeping] 173 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,681 Okay, we got To do something. 174 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,783 [brightly] Here's a thought. 175 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:34,087 You and I 176 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,789 Can prevent This tragedy. 177 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,190 How? 178 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:40,027 You're taking Laura out the night Before, right? 179 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,128 Right. 180 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,429 All you have to do 181 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,732 Is make sure Laura arrives home 182 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,200 At exactly 10:45. 183 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,504 But what's gonna Happen at 10:45? 184 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,905 Ha ha! Don't you worry 185 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,207 Your pretty little head About that, model boy. 186 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,810 All you need to know 187 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:59,346 Is that the natural order Of the universe 188 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,181 Will be restored. 189 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,150 And laura Will be mine? 190 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,952 Forever. 191 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,419 Do we have a deal? 192 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,821 I don't know, myra. 193 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:11,625 I feel like I'm making A deal with the devil. 194 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,260 Okay, I'm in. 195 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,806 I mean, look, When we graduate, 196 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,541 I hope I get assigned To a precinct 197 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:28,742 With a lot of action. 198 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,811 You know, I want To hit the mean streets. 199 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:31,979 I'm talking shoot-outs, 200 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,748 Robberies, car chases, The whole 9. 201 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,249 You know What I'm saying? 202 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,852 I just want a squad car With air-conditioning. 203 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,957 Settle down, people. Settle down. 204 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,760 [chattering] 205 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,261 Shut your pie holes! 206 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,398 [silence] 207 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,532 Cadets, today we have 208 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,668 A surprise Guest instructor-- 209 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,770 Captain carl winslow From the 8th precinct. 210 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,206 Dad. 211 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,541 Captain winslow and I Were cadets together... 212 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,910 22 years ago. 213 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,978 Yeah, back when they Taught this class 214 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,313 With crossbows. 215 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,487 Well, Moving right along... 216 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,356 Class, up until now, All you've been doing 217 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,491 Is plain old Target practice, 218 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,260 But now we're gonna add A new element: 219 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,895 The judgment factor. 220 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,732 Sometimes you only Have a split-second To determine 221 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,000 If your target Is a good guy 222 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,135 Or a bad guy. 223 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,203 Who'd like to go first? 224 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,438 Why not? Alright! 225 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,140 Cadet winslow To the firing line. 226 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,608 Yes, sir! 227 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,850 Careful. That's a loaded gun. 228 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,152 That's the only kind There is, sir. 229 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,155 Alright. 230 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,891 Now, 5 targets will Pop up at random. 231 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:54,061 You have to use Your judgment To determine 232 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,963 Which ones to shoot. 233 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,530 Alright. 234 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,066 Now, you're on The night shift. 235 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,368 You get a call to go Down to the docks. Are you ready? 236 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,836 Yes, sir. Alright. 237 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,938 Instructor: Stand by to fire! 238 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,476 Good! 239 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,944 Very good! 240 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,718 Eddie: ha ha ha! 241 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,787 Looky there. Looky there. 242 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,089 I shot All the criminals. 243 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,090 Ha ha ha! 244 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,192 And you also shot an Innocent bystander 245 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,860 And a hostage. 246 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,665 You know, The whole point To this exercise 247 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,601 Is to use Good judgment... 248 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,403 Which you failed to Do, cadet winslow. 249 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,239 Yeah, but They're just cardboard! I was on a roll! 250 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,774 Zip it, cadet! 251 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,243 Give me your weapon. 252 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,514 Watch the rest Of the class. 253 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,416 Perhaps you'll Learn something. 254 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,065 Hi, baby. 255 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,134 Hi, ma. 256 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,035 What's wrong? 257 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,636 Oh, nothing. It's just that 258 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,071 I can't ever Show my face again 259 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,540 At the police academy, Thanks to dad. 260 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:17,144 Did he show everyone Your baby pictures? 261 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,545 Worse. 262 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,847 Alright, mom. 263 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,248 We're at The firing range, 264 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,883 And I make One little mistake. 265 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,517 Dad freaks out And overreacts 266 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,086 Like he usually does 267 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,855 And takes away My weapon in front Of everybody, 268 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,522 Like I'm a little kid Or something. 269 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,524 Well, what mistake Did you make? 270 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,426 Ehh... 271 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,928 I shot Some civilians. 272 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,799 How many? 273 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,335 Well... 274 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,371 All of them. 275 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,439 Eddie, you Really shouldn't Be shooting 276 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,975 Innocent people. 277 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,743 Ma... 278 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,880 They're pictures Made of cardboard. 279 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,682 Yes, honey, But they represent people, 280 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,117 Made out of flesh. 281 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,386 I'm sorry, But I have to side With your father 282 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,221 On this one. 283 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,689 Oh, come on! 284 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:06,159 Well, if there was A top 10 list of things Not to do as a cop, 285 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,594 I bet you Shooting civilians 286 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,396 Would be In there somewhere. 287 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,066 Well, you know, Everything was fine 288 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,202 Till captain winslow Came down there 289 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,103 Strutting his stuff, 290 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,470 Trying to show Everybody what to do 291 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,906 And grabbing My weapon and stuff. 292 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,640 And I was minding My own business, I didn't have... 293 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,042 [whining on] 294 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,381 [doorbell chimes] 295 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,050 I'll get it! 296 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,486 Oh. 297 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,422 I'm the only one home. 298 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,824 Disregard! 299 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,164 Myra. Wh-what are you Doing here? 300 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,934 I'm here to see you, Silly billy. 301 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,536 Myra, 302 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,838 We broke up. 303 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,272 We're history. 304 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,907 Milli vanilli Stands a better chance 305 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,508 Of getting back together. 306 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,946 Oh? 307 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,814 Well, maybe you'll Change your mind 308 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,050 After you see... 309 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,084 This! 310 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,218 Whoo! 311 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:11,992 Mama. 312 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,761 Like what you see? 313 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,063 [panting] 314 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,300 I thought This might brighten Your light bulb 315 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,468 Just a bit. 316 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,305 Myra, You look nice, but... 317 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,773 It's all for naught. 318 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,341 I'm in love With laura, and... 319 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,810 And I will never Betray her under Any circumstan-- 320 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,545 [polka music playing] 321 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,049 Polka music? 322 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,120 I just love this song. Don't you? 323 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,822 No, not really. 324 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,424 Doesn't do Diddley for me. 325 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,393 Oh? 326 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,827 Well, uh... 327 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,496 It makes me wanna... 328 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,998 Polka. Oh! 329 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,369 Polka till I... 330 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,537 Plotz. 331 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,072 Ooh! Ah...Ah... 332 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,841 Stevie... 333 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,677 How long has it been Since you've Done the... 334 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,379 Polka? 335 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,081 A long tiiime... 336 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,022 Have you, uh... 337 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,324 Polkaed by yourself? 338 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,463 A few times... 339 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,602 Up in my room... 340 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,974 When eddie Wasn't watching... 341 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,515 Hup! 342 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,019 Whoo-whee! 343 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,168 Whoo-whee! 344 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,847 Let it loose, baby! 345 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,848 Oh... 346 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,985 No! No! No! No! No! 347 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,420 I will not Let it loose! 348 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,123 You--you wicked, Wicked temptress! 349 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,724 Have you no shame? 350 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,126 Nope. 351 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,097 Dancing gives My tummy the grumbles. 352 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,433 Care to join me In some... 353 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,667 String cheese? 354 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,038 Oh, no. 355 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,672 Not cheeeese! 356 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,843 Open the hangar. 357 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,645 Here comes The cheese plane. 358 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,047 Vroom! 359 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,834 Steve. 360 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,902 Oh, my. 361 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,338 Laura. 362 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,942 Th-th-this... 363 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,411 This isn't what It looks like. 364 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,866 Dad? 365 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,668 Hey, son. 366 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,835 Sergeant keresey said 367 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,238 That you wanted To see me. 368 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,873 Yeah. I thought That we'd take Another crack 369 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,142 At this Target shoot. 370 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,543 Ha. But it's saturday. 371 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,279 I mean, wouldn't it be More fun to wait 372 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,414 And embarrass me In front of The whole class? 373 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,748 Edward, 374 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,384 Believe it or not, 375 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,287 The last thing I want to do Is embarrass you. 376 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,988 I'm simply Trying to say 377 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,823 That it's important To use good judgment 378 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,857 When using Your firearm. 379 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:05,892 And I'm simply Trying to say, 380 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,494 What's the big deal? 381 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,365 Edward, can we Give this a try? 382 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,035 Yeah. 383 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,778 Alright, you ready? 384 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,180 Mm-hmm. 385 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,460 What the-- 386 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,532 Dad... 387 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,833 That's laura. 388 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,403 Yeah. 389 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,372 You just killed Your sister. 390 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,375 Oh, my god. 391 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,076 You know, son, That's why it's important 392 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,545 To use good judgment. 393 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,515 When you're out On the street, 394 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,352 Those will be real people In your line of fire, 395 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,320 Not cardboard cutouts. 396 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,756 And all those people Have families 397 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,258 And friends. 398 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,862 Dad... 399 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,697 I want to be A good cop. 400 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,369 I know you do, son. 401 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,703 And if I didn't think 402 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,573 That you had The potential to Be a great one, 403 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,741 I wouldn't be So hard on you. 404 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,743 Understand? 405 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:31,944 Yes, sir. 406 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,580 I understand. 407 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,518 Come on, Let's get some pizza. 408 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,552 Hey, dad. 409 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,820 Hmm? 410 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,223 Um, if it's cool With you, I... 411 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,758 I'd rather stay And practice. 412 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,427 You would? 413 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,828 Yeah. 414 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:49,929 Sounds good to me. 415 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,631 Cool. Let's do it. Alright! 416 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,714 Oh. 417 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,282 Hi. 418 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,219 Hello, steve. 419 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,954 Hmm. Things seem Mighty frosty 420 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,556 In that kitchen. 421 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,790 [giggling] 422 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,126 Steve: uh, laura, 423 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,160 Can we talk about 424 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,462 What happened Last night? 425 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,163 Oh, come on, Laura, tell him. 426 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,198 "I don't ever want to see 427 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,099 Your two-timing face again." 428 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,201 Sure, steve. 429 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,602 Tramp! 430 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,945 Oh-whee! Look At that uvula! 431 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,419 Laura, 432 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,120 I always thought I was a strong person, 433 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,056 But when myra showed up In that... 434 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,792 Sexy lederhosen and... 435 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,761 And polka music... 436 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,097 And string cheese, 437 00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,165 Well... 438 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,334 I just lost All control. 439 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,135 I went Totally hormonal. 440 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,004 Well, steve, I can understand 441 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,606 Why you would want To be with myra. 442 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,675 I mean, Let's face it. She's A very pretty girl. 443 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:12,111 The word is "Gorgeous," honey. 444 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,213 And I realized Something tonight, Too. 445 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,148 Here it comes. 446 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,017 When I saw you Kissing myra, 447 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,952 I felt... 448 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,454 Well, I felt A little jealous. 449 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,589 What? 450 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,257 What?! 451 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,492 For a moment I was afraid 452 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,894 That you'd gone back To myra forever, 453 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,496 And it made me Realize that I wanted to give 454 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,264 Our relationship A chance. 455 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,700 No, no, no! 456 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,634 So--so you're saying 457 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,269 You'll still go out With me? 458 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,304 You bet. 459 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,038 Next saturday night. 460 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,607 Yesss! 461 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,375 No! 462 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,044 Saturday night it is. 463 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,479 I'll be ready. 464 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,848 And, steve? 465 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,916 Yeah? 466 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,618 Here's A sneak preview. 467 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,790 This isn't over yet... 468 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,292 Missy. 469 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,399 Next time on Family matters... 470 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,634 I'm just a little giddy. 471 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,169 Tonight's my big date With laura. 472 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,372 For a moment There I thought you said 473 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,574 You actually had A date with laura. 474 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:15,742 I do. 475 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:19,346 Oh! Myra's been Spying on me! 476 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,681 Myra, do you have An explanation for this? 477 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,351 I had every right To do that. 478 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,818 You had no right Whatsoever. 479 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,219 Oh! 480 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,621 Then sorry. 481 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,859 If you tell me what you like I'll order it for you. 482 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,260 Why would I do that? 483 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:38,431 Because sometimes fancy cool Guys order for their women. 484 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,068 That does it, myra! 485 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,203 For the last time, It's over! 486 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,238 You are not to Write me, call me, 487 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,740 Fax me, anything me! 488 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,409 Is that clear? 489 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,378 Want to see a movie tonight?